The Toilet Experiment

Toilet clubbing

privateprentice — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 00:20:52 +0000

Public Life club in an old underground loo, situated in Spitalfields East London.

DO NOT go to east London without a hat, a chequered shirt or some skinny jeans.

It is the coolest place in London, where everyone looks like a member from Bloc Party.

Celselin Yang delivers once more with an outstanding selection of toilets, seemingly from Hell

privateprentice — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:49:33 +0000

Move towards the light, God is waiting.

This inspires us all at the Toilet Experiment!

privateprentice — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:06:43 +0000

The Toilet restaurant in Taiwan.

Why is Taiwan so cool??

And why isn’t this type of thing happening in the UK?

This is the Weirdest fricking Story I’ve read in a long Time

privateprentice — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 23:48:33 +0000

Woman stuck after two years on toilet

By Martina Smit and agencies
Published: 7:01AM GMT 13 Mar 2008

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Doctors had to remove the toilet seat from the woman’s body

An American woman’s body had became attached to her boyfriend’s toilet after she sat on it for two years, police in Kansas said.

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” said Bryan Whipple, the sheriff of Ness County.

It appeared Pam Babcock’s skin had grown around the toilet seat, he added. “It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”

The 35-year-old initially refused emergency medical care but her boyfriend, 36, and police officers finally convinced her to go to hospital.

“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Mr Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”

The county attorney still has to decide whether any charges should be brought against Kory McFarren, the boyfriend.

Mr McFarren told investigators that he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow’,” Mr Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”

The house in Ness City had a second bathroom that he could use.

On Feb 27, Mr McFarren called police to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend”, Mr Whipple said, adding that the man never explained why it took him two years to pick up the phone.

Officers found Miss Babcock sitting on the toilet – fully clothed, except for her tracksuit bottoms pulled down to her mid-thigh.

She was “somewhat disoriented” and her legs looked like they had atrophied, the sheriff said. “She said that she didn’t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave.”

She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles away, where she is in a fair condition.

However, Miss Babcock has since refused to speak to police. Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

James Ellis, a neighbour, said Miss Babcock’s mother died at a young age and she was apparently mostly kept inside the house where she grew up.

“It really doesn’t surprise me,” Mr Ellis said of the bathroom incident. “What surprises me is somebody wasn’t called in a bit earlier.”

Ok, I Cracked (no pun intended) Here’s some toilet humour from Family Guy

privateprentice — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:34:25 +0000

Cleveland: All he needs is another lemon snow cone.
Peter: No thanks, that yellow snow cone you gave me didn’t taste like lemon, it tasted more like…oh you guys are asses!

(Peter is trying to potty train Stewie)
Peter: C’mon Stewie, don’t you want to pee in the toilet like a big boy?
Stewie: Well, perhaps I could give it the old college try. Would you put your hands there on the toilet seat, it’ll help me relax.
Peter: OK. (Slams toilet seat down on Peter’s fingers.) AAAHHHHHH!!!!
Stewie: Listen you, I’ll use these facilities when I’m DAMN WELL READY!!!! Until then you shall continue to sanitize my crevice and be DAMN GRATFEUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY!!! Starting right . . .hmmp. . . hmmmp. . . . .hmmmmmp well then, not now, BUT SOON! (Walks off.)

Stewie: If I choose to make stool in my pants right now, you’re the only one here to change me. What do you think of that, hmm?
Brian: I’m not going to change you.
Stewie: What?
Brian: I said, I’m not going to change you.
Stewie: You can’t be serious. Well, what if I make a fudgie? Well, I just won’t. I just won’t that’s all. I just won’t. Blast! I just did.

Peter: Lois, I cant find my favorite pair of underwear.
Lois: Which one? The one where you ripped hole in it from when you got stuck in that airplane bathroom from when you got the trots?
Peter: No, I’m looking for the pair from when I had to hold it in because it was that extra long Palm Sunday service and I thought blowing gas would offend God so I let it rip in the vestibule after service.
Lois: Top drawer.

Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah…Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?

Chris (looking at the Twinkie in his hand): I’m going to turn you into poo.

Miramar – the shopping centre; the facade that the orange loos hide behind

privateprentice — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:53:20 +0000

Who’d've thunk there’d be a humble crapper lurking inside this giant tomb of capitilistic skullduggery

privateprentice — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:17:27 +0000

Lovely touch with the orange paint. The men’s has green dragonflies on the stalls. There is no pics though cos my friend is a ladeeee and just caught a glimpse.

This is the Ladies

privateprentice — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 17:27:56 +0000

A surreal pic of a Taiwan loo in a bookshop pictured . Nice and clean though

Eslite bookshop, well known for being open 24 hrs a day.

My friend reported she had a successful experience

Toilet in Taipei, Taiwan

privateprentice — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:17:14 +0000

View of Taipei, Taiwan

Beautiful night view from the 85th floor of the Taipei 101 building.

Previously the tallest building in the world

Taipei 101 was overtaken in height on July 21, 2007 by the Burj Dubai in Dubai, UAE, upon the completion of that building’s 141st floor . As of July 2009, the title of “world’s tallest building” still rests with Taipei 101, as international architectural standards define a “building” as a structure capable of being fully occupied. The Burj Dubai will claim the title upon its completion, which, after delays involving upgraded finishes and apartment design, is expected on 2 December 2009.

Please can we have pics of the Burj Dubai toilets!!

The Bog

privateprentice — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:03:08 +0000

Don't do drugs

The shitter as symbol of the horror of addiction